Spaceballs Drinking Game Rules
Turn Spaceballs (1987) into a full party watch with this Spaceballs drinking game. Mel Brooks packs the movie with fast jokes, big sci-fi spoofs, and repeat bits that make great drink cues. You will follow Lone Starr, Barf, and Princess Vespa as they dodge Spaceball One and the rage-filled Dark Helmet. The pace stays high, so your drink never sits still for long.
This drinking game works best with a group that knows the lines. Keep your rules simple, keep your sips steady, and pause if you need a break. Spaceballs loves to call out its own jokes, so stay alert. The best moments hit when you hear a famous quote, spot a gag in the background, or watch a plan fall apart in seconds.
Spaceballs Drinking Game Rules:
- Take a sip when anyone says "Schwartz"
- Take a sip when Dark Helmet loses his temper, yells, or throws a fit
- Take a sip when President Skroob acts clueless or gives a bad order
- Take a sip when Barf is treated like a dog (growls, pants, gets called a "mog")
- Drink when Lone Starr uses his blaster or gets into a ship fight
- Drink when Princess Vespa insults someone, acts spoiled, or demands special treatment
- Drink when Dot Matrix speaks in a flat, robotic way or drops a blunt one-liner
- Drink when Yogurt talks about "merchandising" or shows off a Spaceballs product
- Drink when someone wears an absurd helmet, mask, or uniform and plays it straight
- Drink when Spaceball One goes to "ludicrous speed"
- Drink when the crew "combs the desert" or anyone says they are "looking" in a dramatic way
- Drink when someone breaks the fourth wall (they reference the movie, the tape, or the fact they are watching Spaceballs)
- Finish your drink when Mega Maid transforms or gets used to steal Druidia’s air
- Finish your drink when Pizza the Hutt appears or does something gross
- Finish your drink when Dark Helmet says "I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate" or the "what does that make us" gag lands
- Finish your drink when Lone Starr “uses the Schwartz” in a clear, big moment (training or showdown)
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About the Movie
- Title
- Spaceballs
- Released
- 24 Jun 1987
- Rated
- PG
- Runtime
- 96 min
- Genre
- Adventure
- Plot
- On the peaceful planet Druidia, King Roland attempts to marry his daughter Princess Vespa to Prince Valium, but Vespa and her loyal droid Dot Matrix escape during her wedding. After wasting the fresh air on the distant planet Spaceball, the good-for-nothing President Skroob orders the archvillain henchman Dark Helmet to kidnap Princess Vespa to force King Roland to provide them with the code to Druidia's atmosphere. Under those circumstances, the seasoned mercenary Lone Starr and his trusty half-human, half-canine sidekick Barf will attempt to save the Princess in distress, while at the same time, the ruthless loan-shark Pizza the Hutt is after them. But in the end, only he who can harness the mystical and mighty force known only as "The Schwartz" will be able to save the day.
- Language
- English, German
