Monty Python and the Holy Grail Drinking Game Rules

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Turn on Monty Python and the Holy Grail and you get 91 minutes of sharp jokes and loud nonsense. You follow King Arthur across muddy England as he gathers knights, survives hecklers, and stumbles into one strange scene after another. The movie throws out famous lines, sudden songs, and rules that make no sense, in the best way.

This drinking game keeps the energy high while you watch the classic 1975 comedy. Sip along with the running gags, then save bigger drinks for the huge moments like Tim, the rabbit, and the Holy Hand Grenade. Keep your drink topped up, keep water nearby, and let the silliness carry the night.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail Drinking Game Rules:

Take a sip any time you hear the coconut clops used for “horse” sounds
Take a sip when someone calls Arthur “King of the Britons” or he says it himself
Drink when someone argues about politics or “supreme executive power,” including the “strange women lying in ponds” line
Drink each time the Black Knight insists he is fine after losing a limb (including “It’s just a flesh wound”)
Take a sip when someone says “Run away!” or everyone panics and flees
Drink when the French Taunter insults Arthur and the knights (including “I fart in your general direction”)
Take a sip when the movie cuts to a sung or narrated bit about a knight (Sir Robin’s songs count)
Drink when “Camelot” is praised as amazing, then immediately dismissed as silly
Take a sip each time you hear “Bring out your dead!” or see the cart rolling through town
Drink during the witch trial when the crowd chants, piles on bad logic, or shouts “Burn her!”
Drink when the Knights Who Say “Ni” appear, or anyone says “Ni!”
Finish your drink when the Knights Who Say “Ni” demand a shrubbery (and the knights agree to get it)
Drink when Tim the Enchanter appears, names himself, or points out something exploding
Finish your drink when the killer rabbit attacks or when the “rabbit” threat is taken seriously
Drink when the Holy Hand Grenade is introduced, explained, or handled like a sacred ceremony
Finish your drink when the counting goes wrong (“One, two, five!”) or someone corrects it
Finish your drink when God appears and gives the knights their mission
Finish your drink when the modern police show up and the movie ends on the arrest

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About the Movie

Title: Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Released: 18 Jul 1975
Rated: PG
Runtime: 91 min
Genre: Adventure
Plot: History is turned on its comic head when, in tenth-century England, King Arthur travels the countryside to find knights who will join him at the Round Table in Camelot. Gathering up the men is a tale in itself but after a bit of a party at Camelot, many decide to leave only to be stopped by God, who sends them on a quest: to find the Holy Grail. After a series of individual adventures, the knights are reunited but must face a wizard named Tim the Enchanter, killer rabbits and lessons in the use of holy hand grenades. Their quest comes to an end however when the Police intervene - just what you would expect in a Monty Python movie.
Language: English, French, Latin, Swedish

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