Back to School Drinking Game Rules

Back to School movie poster

The Back to School drinking game turns Thornton Melon’s wild college run into a lively movie night. Join the rich freshman as he buys his way onto campus, clashes with Dr. Barbay, charms Diane, and throws parties that leave Grand Lakes buzzing. Rodney Dangerfield’s rapid jokes keep the pace moving throughout this 1986 comedy.

Watch for famous cameos, loud lectures, family drama, and the final diving meet. Use small servings, drink water, and pace yourself during the 96-minute film. A nonalcoholic drink works just as well.

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Back to School Drinking Game Rules:

  • Take a sip whenever Thornton fires off a blunt insult, comeback, or classic one-liner
  • Take a sip whenever Jason looks embarrassed by his father’s campus behavior
  • Take a sip whenever Thornton uses money, gifts, or hired help to solve a college problem
  • Take a sip whenever Thornton flirts with Diane during class or around campus
  • Take a sip whenever Chas mocks Jason, shows off, or acts like an entitled jock
  • Take a sip whenever Derek attacks school spirit, sports, or the social order
  • Drink when Thornton orders a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out
  • Drink when Professor Terguson shouts about the Korean War or tears apart the desk
  • Drink when Thornton challenges Barbay’s business lesson with facts from his own work experience
  • Drink when the Tall & Fat store ad plays and Thornton pitches the Hindenburg line
  • Drink when Kurt Vonnegut appears as himself to write Thornton’s paper
  • Drink when Diane fails the Vonnegut paper and says its writer knows nothing about Vonnegut
  • Drink when Thornton tells Vonnegut to read his lips and threatens to call Robert Ludlum next time
  • Drink when Oingo Boingo performs at Thornton’s huge campus party
  • Drink when Lou explains that he put one son through college and the other through a wall
  • Drink when Barbay opens Thornton’s oral exam with a single 27-part question
  • Drink when Diane asks Thornton to recite “Do not go gentle into that good night”
  • Finish your drink when Thornton completes the Triple Lindy at the diving meet
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About the Movie
Title
Back to School
Released
13 Jun 1986
Rated
PG-13
Runtime
96 min
Genre
Comedy
Plot
Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college?
Language
English