The Simpsons Drinking Game Rules

The Simpsons drinking game turns any trip to Springfield into a lively watch party. Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie provide plenty of classic jokes, family chaos, and sharp satire. The mix of common triggers and rare payoffs keeps each 22-minute episode fun.
These rules work with any episode from any season, so pick an old favorite or play one at random. Watch at your own pace, enjoy the running gags, and use alcohol-free drinks whenever preferred.
The Simpsons Drinking Game Rules:
- Take a sip when Homer says, “D’oh!”
- Take a sip when Homer eats, drinks Duff, or talks with joy about food or beer
- Take a sip when Bart pulls a prank, breaks a rule, or mocks an adult
- Take a sip when Marge gives her worried groan or tries to calm the family
- Take a sip when Lisa corrects someone or makes a smart or moral point
- Take a sip when a sign, headline, chalkboard, or background label contains a joke
- Drink when Maggie’s pacifier squeaks or she silently steals the scene
- Drink when someone uses a classic catchphrase such as “Ay, caramba,” “Excellent,” “Ha-ha,” or “Okily-dokily”
- Drink the first time the episode visits Moe’s Tavern, Springfield Elementary, the nuclear plant, the Kwik-E-Mart, or church
- Drink when Homer strangles Bart
- Drink when Mr. Burns forgets Homer, insults an employee, or relies on Smithers
- Drink when Krusty appears on television or promotes a bad product
- Drink when an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon plays
- Drink when the show parodies a film, TV series, song, celebrity, or current trend
- Drink when Springfield residents form a mob or act as one foolish group
- Drink when the opening couch gag begins
- Finish your drink when the closing credits begin
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About the Show
- Title
- The Simpsons
- First aired
- 17 Dec 1989
- Years
- 1989–
- Seasons
- 37
- Rated
- TV-14
- Episode runtime
- 22 min
- Genre
- Animation
- Premise
- This is an animated sitcom about the antics of a dysfunctional family. Homer is the oafish unhealthy beer loving father, Marge is the hardworking homemaker wife, Bart is the perpetual ten-year-old underachiever (and proud of it), Lisa is the unappreciated eight-year-old genius, and Maggie is the cute, pacifier loving silent infant.
- Language
- English








