Keanu Drinking Game Rules
The Keanu drinking game turns this action comedy into a night of kittens, crime, and fake gangster swagger. Follow Rell and Clarence as they pose as feared killers to rescue the world's cutest stolen cat. George Michael songs, gang names, and bursts of dumb luck keep the game moving.
This 2016 comedy packs plenty of repeat jokes into its 100-minute runtime. Grab your drink, watch for Keanu's many names, and enjoy every failed attempt to look tough. Pace yourself, choose a low-strength option if needed, and skip any rule whenever you want.
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Keanu Drinking Game Rules:
- Take a sip whenever Keanu appears on screen or lets out a meow
- Take a sip whenever Rell or Clarence uses a fake gangster voice
- Drink when Clarence calls himself Shark Tank or Rell uses the name Tech-Tonic
- Take a sip whenever someone mentions the Allentown Boys
- Drink when a George Michael song plays or Clarence praises George Michael
- Drink when Clarence says, "Wordness to the turdness"
- Take a sip whenever the drug called Holy Shit is named or shown
- Drink when Cheddar treats Rell and Clarence like skilled killers
- Drink when Anna Faris appears or shocks the group with her behavior
- Take a sip whenever Keanu receives a new name, including Iglesias
- Drink when Clarence sees tiny body parts and begs for them to be fingers
- Drink when Keanu speaks with the voice of Keanu Reeves during Clarence's vision
- Drink when Keanu helps free Rell and Clarence from their chairs
- Take a sip whenever Rell and Clarence survive a gunfight through luck or wild panic
- Drink when Rell drives despite never learning how
- Drink when Hi-C reveals that she is an undercover police officer
- Finish your drink when Keanu's rare condition means he will stay a kitten forever
- Drink during the post-credit reveal that the Allentown Boys survived
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About the Movie
- Title
- Keanu
- Released
- 29 Apr 2016
- Rated
- R
- Runtime
- 100 min
- Genre
- Action
- Plot
- Rell's life is changed forever when a cute kitten comes to his door, and he names it Keanu. Unfortunately, one weekend later, Keanu is abducted by persons unknown. Now Rell and his cousin, Clarence, are men on a mission to find Keanu against the odds. Unfortunately, those odds prove to be perilously high as they find Keanu in the care of the ruthless gangster, Cheddar, and he will only part with him for a price. Now for that cute kitten, these two middle class bumblers find themselves neck deep in a dangerous alien world of drugs and gang violence with only their desperate audacity, creativity and sheer dumb luck giving them a chance to survive.
- Language
- English
